gates, outlet covers, drawer stoppers... All that paraphernalia we (first-time parents) need to ensure a safe environment for our babies. Or so we think. Because I’ve learned that our boys are elite assassins in training and can turn any ordinary object or toy into a deadly weapon.
opening the DVD player tray
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| everything that goes up... |
But seriously, did you know that every year, there are more than 3,000,000 unintentional injuries to children 14 and under that happen in the home and require care in an emergency room?
So in the name of common sense(?), we decided to take (a few) measures.
Here’s what we’ve done:
þ Cover electrical sockets with plastic plugs
þ Put gates for stairs and doorways
þ Kitchen cabinet latches and locks
In the name of first-time-parents-freaking-out sense, here’s what’s in the to-do list*:
þ refrigerator locks
þ oven latches
þ stove knob covers
þ locks for bathroom drawers
þ door locks
þ toilet locks
þ fire escape ladders
þ carbon monoxide detectors
þ etc
* “To-do list” in our household is code for “let’s flip a coin and decide whether it’ll get done”
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| Thank you, Joey, for making my point |







